The awesome new device is out now!
“In addition to aesthetic and technological enhancements, manufacturers claim the new device comes equipped with a wide range of desirable features, including fewer buttons for pressing down and holding; a new wire for connecting to larger, less-portable devices; and fewer device-related errors and frustrations.”
http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-device-desirable-old-device-undesirable,2862/
Also, I hear it has a new secret feature, it automatically becomes portable when carried!
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