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Lorem ipsum. Are there two great nonsensical words in the English language? That’s right. I didn’t think so.

I love it that someone has taken the time to create these. Cat ipsum goes something like “Climb leg rub face on everything give attitude leave dead animals as gifts”. Hipster ipsum goes something like this “Neutra flexitarian farm-to-table tumblr beard tofu butcher squid chilliwaave hashtag”. Bacon ipsum is also lovely, a little snippet sounding a bit like “Flank ham pork jowl meatball ham hock pig shoulder swine”.

But my personal favourite? Hats off to the genius who took the time to create Bluth ipsum. “Great now I’m gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt with spicy club sauce.”

Let the fun begin!

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