Part man, Part machine .. the Gregor-Tron 3000 has been heralded by some as the greatest development in electronic manservants since the ill fated J-Bone models of the late 90’s ..
Fuelled entirely on H&P Brown Sauce, it was developed in a converted coal mine lab in Yorkshire.
It will wash the dishes without the slightest hint of a grimmace, but early reports say it can suffer from achey knees if you overdo the Sherry ..
After 10 years of research and testing, Deepend is proud to ship out the first ever Digital Advertising Robot, called “A.N.D.Y”. The base Model comes with integrated Workflow functionality. We are optimistic that the future Models will be wireless.
Ok Andy… let’s go through this one more time. As soon Adrian inflates the dolphin, you say “the white dragon has to become black again”. Remember, we will be watching you.
Matt – “your body is outputting illustrator files?!”
Part man, Part machine .. the Gregor-Tron 3000 has been heralded by some as the greatest development in electronic manservants since the ill fated J-Bone models of the late 90’s ..
Fuelled entirely on H&P Brown Sauce, it was developed in a converted coal mine lab in Yorkshire.
It will wash the dishes without the slightest hint of a grimmace, but early reports say it can suffer from achey knees if you overdo the Sherry ..
Matt – “If anyone finds out we’ve cloned Andy, we’ll be in Deep shit.”
Hold still or I’ll clamp your nipples.
After 10 years of research and testing, Deepend is proud to ship out the first ever Digital Advertising Robot, called “A.N.D.Y”. The base Model comes with integrated Workflow functionality. We are optimistic that the future Models will be wireless.
Bring out the machine that goes… Ding!
He’s hooked up to the Matrix!!!!
Matt – “Ok Gregor-Tron 3000, we’re sending you back in time to 2001 to stop IE6 once and for all!”
Andy – “Should I implement those MCA site tweaks too?”
Ok Andy… let’s go through this one more time. As soon Adrian inflates the dolphin, you say “the white dragon has to become black again”. Remember, we will be watching you.
Matt – “When I am finished with you, your testicles will be vaporized”
See, just a jock-strap and these wires. Nothing to fear.