Epically Failing the Social Life Audit Facebook App

Alternative title: Stupid App Clearly Doesn't Work

You know you're a massive loser when the rose-coloured version of your life you paint on Facebook is STILL considered lame and pathetic… DOES THAT SERIOUSLY SAY MINUS 900?

OK, so it's actually a pretty smart little app, giving you a devastatingly detailed report card in one click, including results of facial expression scans (I guess) to see how many people in your photos look bored out of their skulls. It seems to have a few bugs i.e. it doesn't seem to have pulled my checkins, and it rates your checkin venues using BlackBook, which I'm guessing rules out Antipodean hotspots. 

However considering I am posting this at 10:30 on a Saturday night watching Angels & Demons with my flatmates, I suppose I can't argue with the end result. 

Try it out for yourself if your ego can stand it.

Here’s a Facebook app that analyses your actual social life rather than your online social life. Polish vodka brand Ultimat (No, that’s not a typo!) worked with developer StinkDigital to create The Social Life Audit. Once you allow access the app aggregates a vast amount of your details to create an infographic style audit of your social life, including use of photos and check-ins. It then takes this info and calculates a score based on categories including gender ratio, average mood, and social status updates. Users can then share and compare their results with their social network, the app also features a leaderboard of nationwide top scorers.

As long as you can get past being told that you have “failed the social life audit” then this app is pretty interesting. Try it out here and see if your social life is up to scratch.


Watch the stupid video.

via Digital Buzz Blog

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